Possibly the cutest thing I’ve ever made

May 2nd, 2012

The other day my landlady wanted some bits of fabric to make lavender bags with. I had a dig through the “lightweight” crate, and found some bits for her. Among them was some green gingham, which I bought several years ago now, and never got around to using. Seeing this, I suddenly had an idea for a top, and the rest was actually not history, but hours of me getting frustrated with my sewing machine’s apparent inability to shir properly, and THEN, when I had sorted that out and altered the design a bunch and then realised that it would actually work and look awesome and got excited about it, THEN it was history.

CUTE

It’s not really finished yet, it needs a few seams finishing up and so on, but the outline is done! It’s a super lightweight, polycotton lined halterneck summer top, with BOWS! Bows are super cute. Ask anyone.

So there you have it! I’ll get it finished up and find a pretty girl to model it for me, and then it will be for SALE! Also, I think I’ll add more bows.

How To: Repair Stitching in Jeans

April 28th, 2012

I recently found a great pair of Ralph Lauren jeans in a charity shop, for just £4! They are in great condition, and they fit like a well fitting pair of trousers! (I would have said a glove, but I have only the two legs).

Anyway, the only damage to them, which honestly I didn’t notice until I got them home, was that some of the stitching around the fly had come undone. Fortunately, I could repair it, and I took some pictures at the same time!

 

Standard sewing machines use a stitch called “lockstitch”. This is a two thread stitch in which the upper thread is pushed through the fabric, looped around the lower thread, and then pulled back through the hole through which it came. This means that if either thread breaks, the other thread unravels, and that’s what happened here.

 

 

It seems that the stitching has been broken by the buttonholes, as this had happened in two places in the same line of stitching. You need to repair the stitching, but it’s not necessary to match the thread- you want a much finer thread, and it will not be seen, so any colour will do.

 

1. Begin the repair by stitching the thread around the existing, broken thread, and pick up just a few strands of the fabric, without going all the way through. Do this for between five and 10 stitches- this will lock the broken thread in place and prevent it from undoing more stitching.

 

 

 

 

 

2. Now, judging from the existing stitch length on the face, push the needle through the fabric about one stitch length from the last completed stitch.

 

 

3. Pull the needle through, move the loose top thread to one side, take the needle over the it, and then push it back through as close to where it came through as you can. Repeat steps two and three for as many stitches as necessary, being careful to leave the same distance between each stitch. Be sure to pull the thread down fairly hard, so it doesn’t show on the top side.

 

4. Once you’ve done all the stitches, finish off in the same manner as step 1, being careful to fix the broken thread in place. Et voila! One super neat line of stitching!

 

 

 

 

So that’s how I repaired my jeans! As long as the top thread isn’t broken, it saves the hassle of trying to match the thread colour, and results in a neat, strong line of stitching. If anyone’s got this problem but the top thread *is* broken, drop me an email or leave a comment, and I’ll post a tutorial on how to sort that out. I hope that helps! Leave a comment if you use this method!

 

This is, I think, the first How To post I’ve done on here. I really ought to do more, and I probably will, so watch this space! In the meantime, if there’s anything you’d like to know how to do, and you think I can tell you, drop me a message or leave a comment!

Steampunk

January 30th, 2012

Until the great server crash of ’10, there were lots of lovely pictures of steampunk stuff that I’ve made on here. Now they are gone, and I am sad. That’s no way to live! Here are some pretty pictures, and a little explanation of what Steampunk means to me.

Steampunk has appealed to me ever since I first found out above it. Far beyond its aesthetic, it is its maker mentality, and love of mechanical beauty that I love.

Imagine the world never discovered silicone, but that our technology somehow continued apace, powered only by steam, springs, levers, and lightning. I added that last one because it sounded nice.

Then imagine people decided to wear awesome waistcoats ALL THE TIME.

Purists will tell you that I am talking about a mish mash of steampunk, clockpunk, raygun gothic, mad science, and any number of other cool sounding things, but I am not in this for the labels. I am in it for the waistcoats.

The people of this imaginary time, then, seem to be trapped permanently in a 1970s colour palette, but good lord do they ever love it. Brown? Yes. Yellow? Yes. Brown WITH yellow? Oh my.

That said, I do not subscribe to the school of thought that it has to be brown to be steampunk. I’ll rock me some blacks, reds, maybe a green or two. Grey is steampunk as hell.

I’ve made a goodish bit of steampunk stuff that you can check out on our Etsy store! Here are some links:

The rather smart waistcoat that you can see in the picture there. Sorry I couldn’t find a better model!

A Bookpouch in which you can put books. You can also put other things in it!

A Belt, for the holding up of trousers. It’s all in the accessories, people!

Here also is a Minikilt that is both cute and awesome. It was hard to get both of those attributes in one place!

Finally, if you have so much money that your trousers are falling down even eith the belt, why not spend some on these rather nice Suspenders? This will lighten your pockets, AND you’ll have additional support for your trousers. They’ll never come down again!

Business!

January 23rd, 2012

This Wednesday marks the end of the first year of self employment for me. I’ve come quite a long way in that time, so I thought I’d share some pictures of where I used to work/live and where I am now.

My old bedroom at my parents’ house was small. I know a lot of people think their rooms are small, but this was something else. It was 8′ by 8’6″, which is about 2.4m by 2.6m. If I’d been able to lie down on the floor, which of course there was nowhere near enough space for, I would have been able to touch all four walls at the same time. Click on the image to see a bigger version. It’s all stitched together because there was no way to hold a camera far enough back from it all to fit it in frame.

I’ll talk you through it. That is my leg at centre bottom, because it was not possible to take this photo without being in it. I am lying on my bed, which was about 4′ off the ground, and had my desk over it, as you can see. On the left of the desk, that thing with all the stuff on it is a 6′ tall bookcase. The blue velvet curtain on the far left covers the wardrobe, which is built directly above the chest of drawers. Beyond the bottom left was my sewing machine, a treadle driven singer 15k, which took up way more space than was really available, resulting in the folding work table part being fully folded out all the time because I had to fold it out and then pivot and slide it under the bed. Also under the bed were six crates of fabric, another, smaller bookcase, and a lot of yarn and miscellaneous things. If I wanted to cut fabric or draft anything, I had to do it on the kitchen table downstairs, subject to nobody else using it, or cooking, or whatever.

Jump forward a year, and I’ve moved out of my parents’ house to my new room! It’s actually big enough that I didn’t need to stitch a bunch of pictures together, although, granted, I did take this with an 18mm lens. Look, I can have my sewing machine and my overlocker (both Frister+Rossman because Frister+Rossman are AWESOME) available all the time, I have my own table, a chest of drawers, which the overlocker is sitting on, and a seperate wardrobe, which is out of shot to the right. Ideally, I’d like to sleep in a hammock, so I could take it down during the day and have another table… maybe at my next place. I also wish I had exposed beams to hang stuff from, because you can get SO much more in that way. Oh, and the six crates of fabric are under the bed, and there are three more under the table. They are all full. You can also see one end of a barbell on the floor, because I have so much space that I can actually work out!

So anyway, it’s been a year! At top right, you can see my very important BUSINESS files. I have these because I am a very busy BUSINESS man, who is often engaged in BUSINESS and such. It’s really no big deal.

 

Pssst…

January 6th, 2012

You know what’s awesome?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

GEOMETRY is awesome.

Ode to the jar of olives I bought myself as a reward for doing my taxes

January 3rd, 2012

Oh! Olives! I have not eaten you in such quantity

Since I was last in Spain, I think, but

I believe you are in fact from Greece.

 

I bought you to reward myself for

Doing my very first tax return. I feel

Like a grown up, but

It’s the best of both worlds, because it turns out that I didn’t make enough last year to have to pay tax.

 

Your delicious, tender flesh belies

Your label, which says that your jar

Contains all of my daily allowance of sodium, but

I’ll go for a run in a bit, and get a sweat going, and to be honest I think I was lacking salt today anyway.

 

Your cavernous, pitted interiors are filled

With tender slices of pimiento, which is, I believe, a kind

Of pepper, although I am not sure what kind, since

In Spanish, “Piemento” just means “Pepper”.

 

I have been gradually emptying you as

I write this, and I know that soon

You will be gone, and this poem

All that remains to me to remember you, but

Rest assured that the financial year is only so long, and

If I get my act together and do my next tax return in April instead of leaving it to the last minute, then

It will not be long before

We meet again.

2012!

January 3rd, 2012

A very happy new year to all my customers, readers, friends, and supporters!

2012 was quite a year here! Unfortunately, because of the database getting deleted and me not having a backup (stupid Rob), there is no record of most of that. However, I say this is an opportunity! Remember that time I fought a kraken with my bare hands and then the queen ordered a hat from me? No? It’s in the blog, there’s pictures and everyth… oh wait, that got deleted. Nevermind. It was awesome, believe me!

2012 marks the year that I am hoping to take this place up a peg or two. I already take just enough in sales here and from my other business to pay rent and stuff, but I really want to build this site this year. Things are afoot! There’ll be new products, and new… things. Wait and see!

In the meantime, again, a very happy new year, and remember- next time YOU are fighting a kraken, wear abeautifulpalegreen. It’s guaranteed kraken proof*.

 

*Not actually guaranteed kraken proof.

Yoga

December 20th, 2011

One of the blogposts that was lost recently was about a pair of yoga pants I made for a friend. Over the years I’ve been making clothes, I’ve been given many old items that would have gone out, or gone to charity, and among them, I had a crateful of t-shirts. When my friend asked me to make her said yoga pants, I realised that this was a chance to use some of them up.

The result is the riot of colours and designs you see on the right. She wanted them loose and comfortable, with a deep crotch, so I just made up some rough templates, laid out bits of fabric to fit, and stitched the whole lot together, adding an elasticated waistband at the top, and some ruffles to the ankles.

Today, I will be making my mother’s christmas present, and she also wants yoga pants, although ones that are rather more sober than these, and also a rather different fit. Pictures to follow!

Welcome!

December 10th, 2011

If you’re here as a result of seeing us at the Plymouth Alternative Christmas Fair, then welcome! There’s usually more here, but the site went down recently, and we lost six months of blog archive, which is a shame. Anyway,  have a look around, check out the store, like us on Facebook, or whatever you want! Thanks for stopping by!

Argh!

December 8th, 2011

Ok, so some things went wrong, and we’ve lost the last 6 months of blog archive. I am sorry, people. It’s frustrating, but there’s not a whole lot to do about it. So if you are new here, just imagine 6 months of extra posts, and you’ll be about there.